Mmm, indeed - CIA ate my Cookie!

I have my suspicions that you ARE in fact Arthur Abdul!
It's even rumoured that Roystons actually BNPGeorge!

Trust no-one I say: I myself am probably attempting to infiltrate the sweet true and pure folk world, with certain fraudulent and contaminating "folk" songs composed pre-Mt.Sinia (ie: 1954) tablets - so I can't even trust myself...