Excellent! I feel as though I've been a paid-up member for years...

Do you remember that quote from Orwell (quoted most famously by John Major) about old maids biking to Holy Communion through the mists of the autumn morning? Well, we don't have any of those, but we do have old K, who drives a disability buggy. He's been spotted by me (returning from a gig) many a time, at around 1am, headlights glaring, weaving along the road by the common, pissed out of his skull. He drove into a ditch once and had to be hauled out, still singing, by the local firemen.

He's a country member of our Old Gits - but a dead ringer for your GODS!