Well, I heard Ms. Sarah complainin' that she and Todd had racked up a half a million dollars in legal fees??? I'm not sure what those are all about... I didn't realize that running for VP was against the law...

But, okay, let's say that they did... Maybe a bunch of unpaid parking tickets, I donno... But if they do have a half amillion in leagal fees and she can fetch a hundred grand for a speaking engagement then about five speeches and they are outta the hole... And then on the plus side...

Face it, she cannot win the presdiency... That is out... Voters have turned on her as an airhead who really doens't make much sense... But there is another reason *now* why she can't win and here is how the ad goes:

"Sarah Palin... Quit on Alaska... America doesn't need quitters..."

So fir anyone out there thinking this is about the '12 race, forget it... She ain't going nowhere's...

You heard it here first...

B~

p.s. BTW, I'm sure Hugh Heffner is on the phone tonight...