Here is a joke that I received from a friend.

Farrah dies and goes to Heaven. She meets God at the pearly gates and God says, "Farrah, you have been a gracious person in your lifetime. I will allow you passage into Heaven and will also grant you one wish." Farrah replies, "Thank you, Lord. I can only wish that all of the children in the world will be safe forever." God answers, "It shall be done." 2 hours later, Michael Jackson dies.