We all know this Shane/Officer Dana thing is going to come to a sorry end, don't we? Someday, in a fit of substance-induced machismo, Shane is going to get overly physical while trying to put the moves on Officer Dana and she's going to pop him with her Taser. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on one's point of view), the shot will go awry and deliver approximately a quadzillion volts of electricity to Shane's genital area. His equipment will, from that point on, be rendered null and void. He will be left impotent, incontinent, and shriveled to the size of an uncooked Great Northern bean. Shane will attempt to sue the city of Orillia, but will settle out of court for a lifetime supply of Depends® undergarments.