Ah - the Doombar (a special guest ale) has been drunk out at the moment. We're on to Youngs Special for the moment, but the 3 regular ales - Harveys, London Pride and Speckled Hen - are still lying quietly below the pumps.

Come and join us, but no rowdiness, mind - and a respectful, youthful tugging of the forelock from time to time wouldn't hurt either.