Ya didn't really think we'd let you have the last downstroke of the stake, didja Spaw? Naw....thought not!

I'll get right to the point. It is neither possible nor desirable to ignore the issue of cliqueism here. I hope to end Dead Thread's control over the minds and souls of countless people, including all you lot!

Time cannot change Dead's behavior. Time merely enlarges the field in which Dead can, with ever-increasing intensity and thoroughness, destroy the heart and fabric of our Forum. And what about his cronies, the Thread Creeps? They, like Dead, are the worst kinds of superficial bullshit I've ever seen. Of course, I'm generalizing a little here. But only 'cause it is SO hard to get even the simplest message into the consciousness of such idjits (whoever had a momma that would name tehir kid "Creep"???)that it has to be repeated at least 50 times!

Now, I'm saying you need to hear this 50 times, but when one examines the ramifications of letting Dead Thread go on mucking up the Forum in perpetuity, using it as a mechanism of ideology, one finds a preponderance of evidence leading to the conclusion that Dead is a pretty good liar most of the time. Luckily, Dead tells so many lies, he's bound to trip himself up someday. The recent outrage at Dead Thread's antics may point to a brighter future. For now, however, I must leave you knowing that it's time to put up or shut up.

Dr. Krumpemzeeup