Whoa! Wait just a danged minute there! Those aren't signs! A burning bush is a sign. A dove carrying an olive branch is a sign. The seas rising fifteen cubits above the mountains isn't a sign, it's a disaster of epic proportions! It's a major mass extinction event! It's the end of the fucking world as we know it! Screw the other fourteen "signs"! They're not necessary! They're overkill!

'Course that Jahweh feller isn't noted for sublety, is he?