"Guinness with a port in it - just to give it some body, d'ye see?"

Ooer, any good?

You Old Gits and your old pubs! Sheesh, we have Irish theme pubs like O'Neils and sorta greasy spoons come wine bars like Yates to beat that!
Well, maybe.... on second thoughts.

But, at least we have good old Crack & PCP these days! Bet you didn't get THAT back in your brilliant old pubs with their smokey sausages and queenly barmaids?
So there.....!