The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #121955   Message #2676101
Posted By: Pierre Le Chapeau
09-Jul-09 - 06:58 PM
Thread Name: Knockholt Forever Autumn
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn
I put it to you Mr Bridge I had absolutely nothing to do with any of the affair. I staggered out of the club and stumbled across the Calamity (not the Car.)

If my memory serves me correctly the sceane unfolded when I came out the club to see Annie who was seated in her car, in the driving seat hanging out the window pointing at the front wheels going around

Hollering " Pete help the wheels are going around but we are not moving" Faye was just sitting there looking some what bewildered.

I approached the parlava

When I looked under the Car it was resting quite Squarely on a flat topped rock and the front wheels were some 4inches off the ground.

Faye then without warning me mind,pressed on the Gas again and and the free spinning dirvers side wheel,nearly took me head off?
Its a good thing I have Alien like lightening reflexes. Whereby I told her to turn the F.....g engine off.

By this time more folk had arrived on the sceane and it was quickly decided that the only way to get the girls moving was to physically lift the Car off the Rock.
Which we all did with both occupants still in the Car,They did not think to get out and make the task somewhat lighter and I admit no one thought of telling them to get out.

My Backbone nearly came out me Arse lifting that car.
The flat top Rock still remains half buried in the Car park.

The whole thing was made twice has complicated because I was in fitts of laughter through out the whole Fiasco.