The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #113881 Message #2676649
Posted By: bankley
10-Jul-09 - 11:44 AM
Thread Name: Apple Hollow Music Fest Quebec Canada '09
Subject: RE: Apple Hollow Music Fest Quebec Canada '09
then there's the old prostitute who jumps into a taxi, buck naked, and says 'Drive, drive let's go, they're after me!"..
the cab driver turns around looks at her and says 'Lady, you don't have a stitch of clothes on , no purse, nothing. How are you gonna pay?"
She winks and spreads her legs.
The cabbie says "You got anything smaller?"
(now I go back into hiding again..R)