then there's the old prostitute who jumps into a taxi, buck naked, and says 'Drive, drive let's go, they're after me!"..
the cab driver turns around looks at her and says 'Lady, you don't have a stitch of clothes on , no purse, nothing. How are you gonna pay?"

She winks and spreads her legs.


The cabbie says "You got anything smaller?"







(now I go back into hiding again..R)