Ventriloquist doing an act and making blond joke after blond joke. A blond in the audience stands up and said .. that is it, I am sick of this, what does the color of someone's hair have to do with how smart or dumb they are .. people like you never give us a break.

the Ventriloquist said, Lady i am sorry it is just an act i didn't mean to offend you.

the blond replies, I am not talking to you mister, i am talking to that little wooden bastard next to you

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to the cellar with all of us ... LOL