Thanks..I didn't need help with the drinking kind. I've got that one under control.

Tug the Cox: Does the adams apple DO anything when it's flopping up and down..or is it a byproduct?

Bill D: If you knew a woman who wanted to try, how would you describe the way to do it?

It's not a very solemn topic, but it is a serious question.
I honestly want to know--so I can either figure out what I'm doing wrong or accept that it's wasted effort and give up.