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Thread #71482   Message #2678003
Posted By: GUEST,seprico
12-Jul-09 - 03:21 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd)
i dont have any army experiance myself but i do know a few songs

IRENE
Irene, irene shes one of the best ls night i put her to the test
i rolled her over from side to side
even on her back i tried
i've seen her stipped ive seen her bare
i felt her over everywhere
irene irene she's the best in the land
shes an f-18 from fighter command

and another one is

AIRBORN RANGER
1,3,5,7 i died and went to heaven
and on my way i learnt this song now i know i cant go wrong
two old ladies lying in bed one rolled over and the other said
i wanna be an airborn ranger living the life of sex and danger
i wanna go to the usa gt me a green beret
i wanna go to aphganistan kill me some taiban
i wanna go to kuiat i wanna show saddom his fate
i wanna go to the russian front get me some russian cunt
i wanna go to isrial raise me some airborn hell

red light red light green lgiht last open the door and feel the blast
if my chute dont open wide i got my reserve chute by my side
if my reserve should fail me to move your ass i'm coming through
if i die in a combat zone box me up and ship me home
pin my medals upon my chest tell my momma i done my best
and if my C.O says that aint good enough (shout with emphasis)then tell him thats to fucking tough

and another one

MY SERGANT MAJOR
well my sargent major jumped from 40 thousand feet, 40 thousand feet, 40 thousand feet

well my sargent major jumped from 40 thousand feet, 40 thousand feet, 40 thousand feet
and he aint gonna jump no more no more
and the lord said
glory glory what a helluva way to die
with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye
glory glory what a helluva way to die when your balls hang lower than your paratrouper boots
well the corpral was the last to jump the first to hit the ground
the corpral was the last to jump the first to hit the ground
the corpral was the last to jump the first to hit the ground
and he aint gonna jump no more no more
and the lord said
glory glory what a helluva way to die
with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye
glory glory what a helluva way to die when your balls hang lower than your paratrouper boots
we scraped him off the runway with a rusty bayonet
we scraped him off the runway with a rusty bayonet
we scraped him off the runway with a rusty bayonet
and he aint gonna jump no more no more
and the lord said
glory glory what a helluva way to die
with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye
glory glory what a helluva way to die when your balls hang lower than your paratrouper boots
we didnt want him so we sent him home to ma
we didnt want him so we sent him home to ma
we didnt want him so we sent him home to ma
and he aint gonna jump no more no more
and the lord said
glory glory what a helluva way to die
with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye
glory glory what a helluva way to die when your balls hang lower than your paratrouper boots
ma didnt want him so she shipped him off to pa
ma didnt want him so she shipped him off to pa
ma didnt want him so she shipped him off to pa
and he aint gonna jump no more no more
and the lord said
glory glory what a helluva way to die
with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye
glory glory what a helluva way to die when your balls hang lower than your paratrouper boots
pa didnt want him so he shipped him back to us
pa didnt want him so he shipped him back to us
pa didnt want him so he shipped him back to us
and he aint gonna jump no more no more
and the lord said
glory glory what a helluva way to die
with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye
glory glory what a helluva way to die when your balls hang lower than your paratrouper boots
we didnt want him so we shipped him to the mess
we didnt want him so we shipped him to the mess
we didnt want him so we shipped him to the mess
and he aint gonna jump no more no more
and the lord said
glory glory what a helluva way to die
with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye
glory glory what a helluva way to die when your balls hang lower than your paratrouper boots
the mess didnt want him so they put him in the soup
the mess didnt want him so they put him in the soup
the mess didnt want him so they put him in the soup
and he aint gonna jump no more no more
and the lord said
glory glory what a helluva way to die
with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye
glory glory what a helluva way to die when your balls hang lower than your paratrouper boots
the moral of the story is never eat the soup
the moral of the story is never eat the soup
the moral of the story is never eat the soup
and he aint gonna jump no more no more
and the lord said
glory glory what a helluva way to die
with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye
glory glory what a helluva way to die when your balls hang lower than your paratrouper boots
the moral of the moral is never jump at all
the moral of the moral is never jump at all
the moral of the moral is never jump at all
and he aint gonna jump no more no more

another song is

TABOO (Canadian version)
the german soldiers crossed the line
taboo, taboo
the german soldiers crossed the line
taboo, taboo
the german soldiers crossed the line they raped all the women and drank all the wine and they all saing siege hail tickle my ass
taboo, taboo
they came upon a wayside inn
taboo taboo
they came upon a wayside inn
taboo taboo
they marched on down and checked themselves in and they all sang siege hail tickle my ass
taboo taboo
the inn keeper had a daughter fair
taboo taboo
the inn keeper had a daughter fair
taboo taboo
the inn keeper had a daughter fair with long blond hair and tits out to there (place hand appropriate length away from chest)and they all sang siege hail tickle my ass
taboo taboo
they tied her to a feather bed
taboo taboo
they tied her to a feather bed
taboo taboo
they tied her to a feather bed and boned her till she was almost dead
and they all sang siege hail tickle my ass
taboo taboo
the inn keeper was so ashamed
taboo taboo
the inn keeper was so ashamed
taboo taboo
the inn keeper was so ahamed that he fucked her back to life again and they all sang siege hail tickle my ass
taboo taboo
the inn keeper had a trusty gun
taboo taboo
the in keeper had a trusty gun
taboo taboo
the inn keeper had a trusty gun and he shot the fuckers one by one and they all sang siege hail tickle my ass
taboo taboo
the german soldiers marched through hell
taboo taboo
the german soldiers marched through hell
taboo taboo
the german soldiers marched through hell and they raped the devils wife as well and they all sang siege hail tickle my ass
taboo taboo
the germans thougth they won the war
taboo taboo
the germans thought they won the war
taboo taboo
the germans thought they won the war but the newfies(sub in prefered amusing nationality ex. texans) won it the day before and they all sang siege hail tickle my ass
taboo taboo
the moral of the story is
taboo taboo
the moral of the story is
taboo taboo
the moral of the story is never bone on a feather bed
the moral of the moral is
taboo taboo
the moral of the moral is
taboo taboo
the moral of the moral is always fuck on water bed and they all sang siege hail tickle my ass taboo

and my last one

ZIMBABWA
oh zimbabwa your good enough for me
were on our way to zimbabwa where Irish men are free
for tree hugging civilian bands we can no longer stand
singing oh zimbabwa your good enough for me
were on our way to zimbabwa where irish men are free

Jim lives there his ass is bare he runs in the rocks in his wollen socks and a pair of panty hoes
singhing oh zimbabwa your good enough for me were on our way to zimbabwa where irish men are free
jim brought us to a feast out there to feed our starving holes
he brought us to a table bare upon which lay chiken bones
singhing oh zimbabwa your good enough for me were on our way to zimbabwa where irish men are free
and he cried good lord it's true zimbabwa chicks are everywhere there hot for me and you
singhing oh zimbabwa your good enough for me were on our way to zimbabwa where irish men are free
we packed our gear and shed a tear for a soldier must always roam
we packed our bags and were on our way Getvit(sub in name of C.O) will lead us home
singhing oh zimbabwa your good enough for me were on our way to zimbabwa where irish men are free

hope you enjoy because it took me a helluva long time to write