good one, olddude, a universal truth!

God mightn't have made chickens green in colour, but The Shiny Bum Singers know all about colourful stuff in fridges -

The office fridge is full of slime,
No-one has cleaned it in our time,
The shelves a feast of green and grey -
And what's that lurking in the tray?

scroll down for words to "The Office Fridge" (tune - The Red Flag)

sandra