..and though neither remembers
What they are battling for,
They'll post one more link
In the Blue Clicky War!

In the war of BLue Clickies
Information will rule
And the man who posts more
Wins the day.
But though links multiply,
You may still feel a fool
Finding new kinds of nothin to say.

Oh the Blue Clicky War,
Oh the Blue Clicky War
Can anyone tell me
What these links are all for?
There's a screed waiting for you
Behind every door
Beware what you step in,
In the Blue Clicky War!