Fu*k the cow, brucie...

What you say??? You allready did that??? That's it... No more booze... Pot won't make you mount a cow... Booze??? Yeah... Google up BettyFord.com and get some help with yer alcohol and cow-fu*kin addiction before gettin' on the bus...

Oh, now I get it... You got the cow into the us with you and you and the cow was into a few pints and then things got a little outta control and next thing you and Daisy done put the bus off the road... Hope it was good fir you... Word on the street is that the cow is going back to her own kind....

But nevermind that, let' get the bus back on the road... Gn-zer is getting a truck to pull it out...

No, brucie, we ain't using yer cow-toy... Might of fact, have you tried BettyFord.com... Nevermind, I allready asked you about that...

For God's sake man... Get that bovine off yer mind...

B~