My Instruments:

My piano - female - I tickle her ivory and she sings quite well
My Organ - female - I pump her reeds and sometimes she will squeal.
My Accordian - female - We squeeze each other chest to chest...and oh..the vibrato!
My Banjo - female - the skin is tight and she is high strung too
My HurdyGerdy - hermaphrodous - when it is damp he sings low and when it is dry she sings high.
Harmonicas (14) - all male - like to get equally blown and sucked

Sincerely,
Gargoyle