I `ad that Royston in my cab the other night.I picked `im up from that "`orse & `arrow`" club in `ertford. `e looked well despondent. You`da thought `is A `ad gone down to G sharp in the middle of his song.
I said, "What`s up then, Roy? Didn`t they like your songs then?"
`e said, "Jim, you just can`t please anybody these days. They said they wouldn`t `ave any anti-immigration songs so I done `em one about `ow nice it will be when there is 80 millions of us living `ere. Blimey, that brought the pains on. `alf the audience made a dash for the passport office!!!

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