Well, good for you Silas, and my best wishes to you and to Mrs Silas and all the little Silases. Fair play to you.

Having said that, my point to Borchester was that he seemed to be trying to tell us something about someone and I wondered who it was. And if we're honest, we've all seen sad bastards trying to cop off with women who clearly aren't interested and it must at the least be bloody annoying for the woman concerned.

Clearly, Silas, not every man is possessed of the sort of sexual magnetism that you and I are clearly blessed with. It's such a burden sometimes, don't you find?