Mudcat Café message #2679874

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Thread #122265 Message #2679874
Posted By: Rapparee
14-Jul-09 - 09:00 AM
Thread Name: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be

Well, if God MUST make a guitar it would be:

1. Steel
2. With barbed wire strings
3. Capable of being ALMOST tuned correctly
4. Usable by capons
5. With a pick of depleted uranium
6. And the frets just barely off key.