Helen, even if you added potato bread to Mr Tea's disgusting feast, it's still not an Ulster Fry unless the tea is Nambarrie - assembled from parts in Belfast, and the best you can get, among the tea-bag varieties. It's even creeping on to Tesco shelves in GB now.

In the states I could find any flavour of tea I wanted, but the hardest to find was tea tea. Bit like trying to find natural non-lowfat yoghourt. Or non-lowfat anything for that matter.