Okay, call me a pop culturally illiterate goober from the sticks if you want, but...

You mean a "Jell-O Shot" REALLY IS Jell-O and booze? DIS-FUCKIN'-GUSTING! PATOOEY! YUCK!

I am ever so glad I quit drinking before whatever damned fool it was came along and dreamed up that abomination!

Maybe Dan and Little Hawk can pool all their Dachshund shit, mix it up with cheap vodka, and market it as "Wiener Dog Turd Shots"!