Dinner party, put the frozen lasagna (I make the BEST, and had hyped this bigtime) in the oven, sat down to sip wine and have a few tokes with guests... an hour later, gee, shouldn't it smell like dinner by now? HADN'T TURNED ON THE HEAT. Hahaaa.... or so it seemed to US.

Locked infant son in car twice with keys inside car, dead of winter, in a bad Chicago neighborhood.... had to leave him there to go for help... TWICE I tell you.

Lost $200 grocetrry money while otherwise dead broke, but God knew about it and all of a sudden neighbors started giving us food, though we had not told a soul, includsing venison, produce, the whole thing. Never ate so well on so little!

Still lose my car keys when I am getting a cold, which makes me rest and stay home, and my calendar whenever I am too overscheduled and should not do so much. They always turn up after I have rested!

Hey, what was the other thread full of these funny embarrassing stories? There were at least two threads weren't there? One has the story of my pants falling down in Boston traffic.

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