Following my caustic comments yesterday about CIA recruitment ads on Live365, I've just received the following email. It's headed,

The Director of the
Central Intelligence Agency (D/CIA)
1400 Defense Pentagon,
Washington DC 20301-1400
United States of America
Direct cell:2063397298.

Oh God, thinks I. Now I'm for it. I've upset the big cheese himself. I'll end up being waterboarded. I'll be being extraordinarily renditioned to every sordid little dictatorship in Europe and Asia. My mother warned me what would happen if I stood in one stress position too long. They're probably assembing a crack assassination squad right this very minute. Jeez. What those guys can do with a concoction of deadly nightshade and a sharpened umberella!

No worries. It was just another Nigerian scam.