You are way more charitable than I, Joe...

someone did a search, and since Mudcat is often at the top of results, they landed in this one thread, and somehow got the idea that 'we' just sit here, waiting to 'answer requests'...even if the requests are vague and presumptuous.
(Just looked, and in this case, THIS thread in Mudcat is the third hit in Google)

(I have done a search for a song, and found the first hit was my own post from 6-7 years ago!)