There was a young lady from Leeds.
Who swollowed a packet of Seeds?
From out of her Bum,a Geranium come.
But her tits were all covered in Weeds.
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There was a young Girl from Austrailia.
Who painted her Arse like a Dalia?.............. =FLOWER
A Penny a look was all well and good.
but sixpence a sniff was a failiar.