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Thread #120450   Message #2685674
Posted By: Alice
22-Jul-09 - 09:18 PM
Thread Name: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
Subject: RE: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
* An employee at a senior care facility said a man thinks the mafia owns the center and that the man wants to go have a drink.

* A man broke out all the windows and a door of a bar on East Main Street with a hammer around 3:30 a.m. A 49-year-old Bozeman man, accused of doing the damage, was arrested for criminal mischief.

* Someone left a backpack at the backdoor of a home on North Rouse Avenue.

* A man got up in the morning and found another man sleeping in his vehicle in his garage on North Eighth Avenue. The caller said the man came back twice saying he was looking for a backpack.

* Cash, bear spray, two pairs of binoculars and an emergency car kit were stolen on two separate occasions from an unlocked vehicle parked on Secor Avenue.

* Decorative tree stumps set up along Graf Street were taken.

* A man had questions about laws on stun guns after his roommate threatened him with one. He did not want to press charges.

* A convicted felon wanted to know if he could legally own a compound bow.

* Two young men "wearing whatever 20-year-old males wear" were using a coat hanger to break into a vehicle on Breeze Lane around 3 p.m. They were gone when an officer arrived.

* A man who drove off from a gas station on College Street around 5:30 p.m. was later found and brought back to the station, where he paid for the fuel.

The Gallatin County Sheriff's Office reports for Monday included the following:

* A county office reported that a man left an odd message on its answering service.

* A woman's dog scared a man away after he came to her door selling baking soda and stuck his elbow in the door when the woman said, "No, thank you."

* A man thought his 18-year-old son was being irresponsible because he had not reported that his truck had not been returned by some friends who had borrowed it.