"I was attempting to put a garage sale sign up on the spot where the turkey was standing," Zamchick said."

"Zamchick"! No wonder the turkey was trying to corral him. He probably thought he needed to be returned to his nest.

I'm amazed to learn that turkeys grow "four-feet tall" in New Jersey. Whatever are they eating? Normal wild turkeys seldom exceed three feet.

In my bright college days, back in the Pleistocene, we used to guzzle "Wild Turkey" because it was one of the cheapest alcoholic drinks we could get our shaking hands on.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble