Have also seen the Small Person On Board signs and have a real desire to get some "Small Minded Git On Board" stickers printed up, with especially paint destructive glue.

Especially for the numbnuts who park their range rovers right up against our little Seat Arosa so that we can't get into it.

Remembering the "I brake for dogs, cats, bingo etc." signs. There should be an "I Brake For No Apparent Reason" sticker.

I also want a big flashing digital sign that runs across top of our windscreen that can be programmed to say various things like

God is my co-pilot and he says "Thou Shalt Alternate Merge!"

I saw you toss litter from your car the other day and I told your Mum!

Dear cyclist, the highway code applies to you too!