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Thread #120450   Message #2687260
Posted By: Alice
26-Jul-09 - 09:03 AM
Thread Name: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
Subject: RE: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
Five people were seen fighting on Maple with sticks.

After being found lying face down in the grass along North 11th Avenue, a male was given a ride home.

* After a flower pot was set on fire, two male juveniles found nearby had their lighter and cigarettes confiscated, but were not cited.

A business on North 19th Avenue reported receiving a counterfeit $5 bill from a customer, but an officer determined the money was real.

An employee at a Durston Road gas station called to report two juveniles he thought were smoking pot in a car in the parking lot. They were smoking tobacco, but because they were underage, they were cited for minors in possession. The driver was also cited for driving with no insurance.

Police received a report of suspicious activity when a stretch limo pulled into a parking lot on East Main Street and stayed there for a half hour with the driver standing outside.

After a male puked on a patrol car, police determined that the girl he was with had an outstanding warrant. She was arrested.

The Gallatin County Sheriff's Office reports for Friday included the following:

Deputies talked to a woman who reported she had been followed home by a guy in a silver car, who tailgated, repeatedly flashed his bright lights and nudged the back of her car several times. When he pulled in behind her at her residence, he went to her window and told her he was an undercover officer. He backed into a ditch when pulling out of the driveway.

An eBay search led a woman to believe that a man in Oregon was trying to sell her car online.

Speeders were caught spinning doughnuts in the Anderson School parking lot.