The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2687478
Posted By: Rapparee
26-Jul-09 - 03:00 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
No, I think salute-sized cannons (10 gauge) would be enough. Most kayakers aren't...a ram! Like the Reeks and the Groanins used at battles like Salamies and the Rubycon. Paddle over like you were friendly and WHAM!, right in the ol' hull. Or come up fast from astern along one of the sides and cut off one of the ends of their paddle(s).

Yeah....