For what it's worth, if I were to day any such thing, the tagline would go: -

"Very grumpy short fat old left-wing lawyer with long grey hair and attitude seeks well spoken slim female folkie (age largely immaterial, ethnicity immaterial) to enjoy discomfort (of the camping kind) and alcohol at folk festivals. Ability to play a musical instrument (that excludes banjo) and sing harmony an advantage. Liking for real ale and fast old cars (and the ability to keep such cars out of the scenery) a further advantage."

Frankly, not that bothered about most things, apart from ignorance and wilful stupidity (and the BNP and other right wingers, but that is covered by the foregoing).