Never mind "Baby on Board", what about "Valuable Show Dogs on Board"? No mere human child; not a smelly but much loved pet mutt but "Valuable Show Dogs"! What are they saying, "Back off or I'll set the Rottweillers on you"? Our local pub is advertising Award winning sausages, I'm thinking of getting an "Award Winning Sausages on Board" sign made up. (I wonder where they stick the rosette.)