I `ad the "Old Bill" in my cab the other day. `e was in mufti but I knew `e was a copper by `is `aircut and boots.
`e said, "Evening all, could you take me to my police station, a bit sharpish, like?. I`m `alf `our late for duty"
I said, " `ere. Whadya know about that report of a man`ole cover being nicked, leaving a ruddy great `ole in the road?"
`e said, quite `aughtilly like, " We`re looking into it!!"

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