PS -

Sainbury's do a very nice sugar-free Dandelion & Burdock in cans. No adverse diuretic qualities as yet, despite claims of genuine plant extracts & one of the dandelion's more quaint folkloric handles reflecting this particular quality.

Where the hell is everyone? All on holiday likely. Bloody second-homers, escaping the muddy hardships of village life in an inclement summer for the bright lights of the city...