LOLOL... you worry about my situation, and you WANT me to go there?

I said I hadn't been in it IN 30 years. I worked 6 stores north of it for 2 years, and was in it several times.

I am sure any report I would make, were I so silly as to follow your instructions, would give you NO accurate measure of international donut standards.

(Their donuts are perfectly acceptable, as I remember, but I tend to not be able to stop until I am queasy....and you don't want THAT, do you?)