Drawn and Quarter'd for Love

She wanted fame
She wanted fortune
She wanted love with
That "Special" guy
She had no luck
In the bar-rooms
Why not give TV a try?

She was drawn and quartered for Love
With a shackle around each limb
She knew what she wanted
But damn, they didn't tell him!

One went east
And one Went west
And though she tried
and tried her best
She couldn't go
two ways at once
And so they pulled her apart

She was drawn and quartered for Love
With a shackle around each limb
She knew what she wanted
But damn, they didn't tell him!