Geriatric - next time Germany starts a war
Malady - Bit like a duck
Midwifery - half-way through breaking wind
Pie Crust - What you get if you don't polish your pike
Sorcerer - even more of a saucer
Snuff Box - A coffin
Surcharge - Cash for Honours
Titillate - delayed puberty
Uganda - go and have a look
Winnebago - a horse with a bad back