Actually, I don't want to work at the brewery, lovely as the one Spleen proposes is. I want to work in the local bakery! Like my Nan, I love baking bread and cakes and stuff. And while I work in the local bakers I'll be researching funny old recipes with nettles and err elderberies and forcing them upon the villagers.

PS I HATEHATEHATE village fetes. So can we have a completely fucked up village fete muh more in line with Saturnalia or something please? A day of anarchy and misrule...

As for sweeties, there's nothing to compare with Summer Isle's Post Office?