Can we bowl for a pig at the the fete?*

As for the swearing, can we widen that to include all sorts of vulgarities please?**






*I've never actually seen bowling for a pig at a village fete, but being a lifelong fan of Giles cartoons have always wondered what you would do if you won. I vote for being able to let it snuffle for acorns in the common ground woods next to Winstanley Common.


**There should be several copies of the Profanisaurus Rex in the village library (an ideal place to float an air biscuit for the delectation of fellow browsers).