A poet who called himself WAV
Got into a right old kerfuffle
He decided he wanted to have
A bite of a well snuffled truffle
The piggie who'd snuffled the truffle
Squared up to the bard for a ruck
WAV showed us how fast he could shuffle
While whimpering "Shit! Bugger! Fuck!"

If we are to have a day of misrule, the pig must be crowned king.