"where I was both in the shop and outside cutting up stuff to take TO the shop"

Yeah, sure... ;-) Prove it, Bill. Chongo says you were probably surfing the "Whambo" sites during that 1 1/2 hours. I'm not sure what he means by that, exactly, but...well, he uses a lot of the ape patois, you know.

When I asked him what he meant by it he just moved one hand up and down several times and made a bunch of "ehhn-unhhn-ehhn-uhhn" sounds, kind of like an old rocking chair squeaking...