They should do as the Greeks did in ancient times in their athletic games and compete in the nude. That would make it absolutely fair and equal for everyone. It didn't reduce the Greeks to hysteria and outrage to see a few nude people engaging in competitive sports, so why should it bother us?

This would, of course, require some adjustment in present social attitudes. That's the downside. The upside is that the swimsuit problem would be over for good.

BAD news for the high tech swimsuit companies, though! I wonder if they'll send someone to do a hit on me now...