OK, Severn, where the heck are you? This thread is right up your allergy. ;D

My favorite entry so far: Gone with the Wink (Sarah Palin's political future) - LOL

A few more:

Home On The Strange

The Shadow Of Your Simile

Puff The Magic Dragoon

Wildwood Follower (Or Wildwood Deflowering)

A Hard Gay Knight (The Beatles)
High At Noon

And finally (huge applause), in honor of Portland, Oregon's week-long stint of temperatures between 97 and 107 degrees:

How Can I Keep From Singeing?