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Thread #120450   Message #2691595
Posted By: Alice
01-Aug-09 - 10:09 AM
Thread Name: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
Subject: RE: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
The Bozeman Police Department reports for Thursday included the following:

* A woman asked officers to remove a stray cat that refused leave her home and was trying to attack her.

* An officer gave a ride to an intoxicated man after he woke him up. The man was sleeping on the sidewalk near East College Street around 1:30 a.m.

* * A man reported that someone took his longboard and ran it over on West Babcock Street.

* A man reported that his neighbor was "leaving dog droppings in his yard."

* A caller told police that his ex-girlfriend and her boyfriend were in his house smoking marijuana. The woman was cited for endangering the welfare of a child for smoking marijuana while caring for her daughter and was reported to the Department of Public Health and Human Services.

* Two iPods and other items were found beneath a bush near the entrance to a business on North 15th Avenue. The caller believed they had been stolen.

* Several guests at a hotel near Commerce Way were complaining about loud music from a party at the Bozeman Area Chamber of Commerce around 6:30 p.m.

* Someone took a lawn ornament from a store on North 19th Avenue around 8 p.m. without paying for it.

* There was no damage to a wheelchair at the hospital after an elderly driver ran it over at the hospital. The caller said the driver and another person were unhappy when they left the emergency room.

* Someone let a stray dog into a hotel on Wheat Drive and employees wanted help removing it.

* A man said he was sliced on the arm by someone with a piece of glass but he was too intoxicated to be able to give any information to police about his assailant.

The Gallatin County Sheriff's Office reports for Thursday included the following:

* A deputy assisted Belgrade police when they received a call about a grenade in a vehicle on Jeanette Place around 12:30 p.m. It turned out to be an inert military training device and was removed.

* The owner of a cabin said it had been removed from property on Pole Gulch Road after rent had been paid to keep it there.

* Someone broke into a home on Jackrabbit Lane and stole a drum set.

* A woman inadvertently dialed 911 when she sat on her phone.