The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2691821
Posted By: Little Hawk
01-Aug-09 - 05:10 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Yes, isn't it? But she's not really his sister, Amos. She's a gold-digging impostor who's trying to cash in on Chongo's well-deserved fame and inherit his millions---err, make that thousands---, err, well, no make that about fifty bucks and change plus a couple of 1930s silver dollars and a baseball autographed by Moe Berg*. Chinga's father was a chimp gunsel from St. Louis who died in a gangland war. Her mother was a chimpette of the evening from El Cajon.

So...how was the sex this time, Amos? Did she let you assume the dominant position or did you just stick to the usual humiliating routine with the whips and bananas?

* Moe Berg