I'll tell ya what, eh? The flippin' goof ain't shoaed up hear cause of he is a flippin' pussy! He don't have the guts to flippin' swear like a real MAN does and if he wuz to come to Blind River we would flippin' laff the fliphead right outta town, eh? You wanta hear some flippin' BAD langwage??? Do you? Well, flippin' come dow n to the Iron Horse Tavern on Wet T-shirt night if ya got the mungoberries to! Yeah! You will hear langwedge there that can flippin' burn the paint right off yer flippin' bunkhowse walls, eh? I am talkin' like...

FLIPHEAD!
FLIPFACE!
BOLTHOLE!
PLOTZ FER BRAINS!
SON OF A FLIPPIN' SKANK!
WINKIE-TWISTER!
BAZONGA-BRAINS!
CANDY-APPLE!
MOOSE TURD!

And worst of all.............


CORKPULLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Spaw retread ain't got the guts to use words like that. Trust me. He would never survive in my town. Never. Only the strong survive in my town, eh?

- Shane