The flea thing was not funny. Seamus visited, came in the house from my yard and the little bastards were walking all over him. So I checked the cats and they too were infested.
Planned to buy Frontline on my way home from work - fine.
When I arrived at work I put my purse down and a flea jumped off me and onto the desk. GROSS! So I had to have Frontline too.

I went to the ladies room and combed all my hairy parts dreading what I might find - fortunately, nothing.