goose drank wine

3 6 9, the goose drank wine - a drunk
the monkey chewd tobacco on the streetcar line - the 'dirty' smoker
line broke - they were discovered
monkey got choked - hanged
and the all went to heave in a little red boat - they went to hell

of this is how my mother described it to me, mayb she was jus tryin to make sure i never did these things..lol



a diff version of "miss lucy had a steamboat"

miss suzie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
miss suzie went to heaven but the steamboat went to
hello operator
plz give me number nine
and if u disconnect me
ill chop off ur
behind the fridgerator
there lay a piece of glass
miss suzie sled upon it and broke her big fat
ask me not more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys r in the bathroom
pulling down their
flies are in the meadow
the bees are in the park
miss suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k dark dark
dark is like a movie
a movies like a show
a show is like a tv show and that is all
i kno i kno my mom, i kno i kno my pop
i kno i kno my sister with the forty acre bra
my mother gave me a nickel, my father gave me a dime
my sister gave me her boyfriend and his name is frankenstein
he made me do the dishes, he made me do the floor,
he made me do his underwear and i kicked him out the door
i kicked him over london, i kicked him over france
i kicked him over hawaii and he learned the hula dance.